by Infinite and empty December 17, 2008
Get the Crump mug.The crumbs are the females that always come around , that you can easily fuck, but only give attention to when there are no new women around to finesse.
matt- “ this bar aint lit bro, not much females for us”
nick- “ guess tonight we picking up the crumbs”
nick- “ guess tonight we picking up the crumbs”
by the kiiid December 30, 2019
Get the crumbs mug.by le thtoner January 27, 2007
Get the Brown n' Crumbly mug.The crusty stuff that forms around the bottom of the tip of the penis.(usually happends in un-sercumsized men) Can be used as a cake toping or scrapped off and eated plain!
'My mom pulled back the skin on my penis and scraped the gizz crumb off with her finger which she then rammed up her anal crevasse'
by Ra-Mund February 3, 2005
Get the gizz crumb mug.Student #1: That poor woman. Three eyes, or is that a wart?
Student #2: It's a wart, see the hair growin' out of it?
Student #1: Oh yeah. Too bad, she'll always be a crump.
Crump: Quiet back there!
Student #2: It's a wart, see the hair growin' out of it?
Student #1: Oh yeah. Too bad, she'll always be a crump.
Crump: Quiet back there!
by Jimmy D October 13, 2003
Get the crump mug.by Anonymous September 5, 2003
Get the crumpet mug.The meaning of this word is often mis-understood in the British Isles. Instead of meaning an attractive woman, it in fact means the polar opposite.
A Crumpet is in fact a horrifically ugly mess of a woman, who bares some similarities to a Crumpet. E.G: A cratered face, A greasy face, A short rounded physique. A Crumpet is in fact a woman, who a man should never touch with a bargepole. If a man does 'Eat a Crumpet,' he should lose all respect and all social status.
A Crumpet is in fact a horrifically ugly mess of a woman, who bares some similarities to a Crumpet. E.G: A cratered face, A greasy face, A short rounded physique. A Crumpet is in fact a woman, who a man should never touch with a bargepole. If a man does 'Eat a Crumpet,' he should lose all respect and all social status.
Example 1.
Male #1: *Wretches* Look at that mess on the other side of the road!
Male #2: What a crumpet. I'd never spread my butter on that.
Example 2.
Male #1: *Wakes up in unfamiliar bedroom. Looks at the woman lay in bed next to him. Instantly thinks 'What a filthy crumpet!' He then legs it to the nearest exit.*
Male #1: *Wretches* Look at that mess on the other side of the road!
Male #2: What a crumpet. I'd never spread my butter on that.
Example 2.
Male #1: *Wakes up in unfamiliar bedroom. Looks at the woman lay in bed next to him. Instantly thinks 'What a filthy crumpet!' He then legs it to the nearest exit.*
by BorisJohnson April 25, 2011
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