Couchie

The act of opening up the cushions of a couch in such a manner that you are able to blow smoke into it and observe how there is no smoke. Very convenient skill to have when you are trying to conceal smoke in a large group of people.

"Bro, I need to smoke but I don't want it to be visible"
"No worries, just hit a couchie. Notice how there is NO SMOKE."

by mnjohnson November 28, 2023

Coůch-stëak

To eat giant steak with your hands on the couch. The steak must be prepared by Big Papa Curly in Benton’s luxury kitchen. If you put sauce on steak you are an embarrassment to your family and please do not try to coüch-stëak as it is against everything the coüch-stëak stands for.

My plan for today is to dominate school and fuck up some books. Then I will come home and coůch-stëak before pregaming the absolute ripper at Benton.

by Dinoturtle69 December 7, 2023

coůch-stëak

(Verb). To eat a bloody steak on the couch with your hands

After going to school and dominating books, I went home and coůch-stëaked before pregaming the absolute ripper of party at my house.

by Dinoturtle69 December 7, 2023

couch titties

Slang term for a crazy, dusty bitch

I don’t even know how to help that woman anymore. Cant teach her nothing. Fucking couch titties.

by purpleHEW February 14, 2024

Couchalating

Went you did nothing all day but still want to sound productive.

Friend: You're so lazy you did nothing today

You: What do you mean I was Couchalating

by Poiny February 20, 2024

cloudhole

the formation of a hole in a cloud

“Hey dude, did you see that big cloudhole this morning?"

"No dude I didn’t see that cloudhole... I did see a small cloudhole forming in the afternoon. I wonder what happened to it.”

by Klowds February 29, 2024

Couch-potatous

describes a person who sits on a couch and does nothing besides nothing. If they are asked to do something, they'll be deciding it all day, and won't give you an answer 'till they forget it.

My brother asked a question, but, eventually, I forgot it. He then turned angry and told me I was being "couch-potatous."

by nothing here, don't look at me March 5, 2024