apolojiz

Aka: Make up sex

" I know that last one was terrible, but now I think I need to apolojiz."

by QuarterLumpet May 28, 2014

apocalapathy

From "apocalypse" + "apathy". The feeling of stressed out resignation when faced with the impending collapse of life on planet earth. It would require drastically different social conditions/norms/institutions to resolve the problem than the ones currently on hand. You know collapse is coming and can't do anything about it without some really hard work - which you don't really want to attempt to do because you feel it's futile anyway.

I just read that global warming will cause earth to become uninhabitable by most bacteria within our lifetime. I can really feel the apocalapathy setting in.

by J'swhey July 6, 2014

apocalapse

A lapse of concentration so terrible, and with such awful timing, that it results in almost or actual apocalyptic consequences.

I was doing the school run, when I had a complete apocalapse and ended up mowing down 17 children. It lasted so long I didn't stop and trailed their blood all the way home...

by Flobalobalob July 17, 2014

Apollonian Crush

Usually used to refer to a celebrity crush. A kind of infatuation taken to the next level - where the person you have a crush on is mostly made up but associated with someone real. Called an Apollonian crush because of the Apollonian temperament which is a thing. People of this temperament are apparently responsible for about 90% of the world's Apollonian crushes. The term was probably coined by someone on reddit.

George has a huge crush on Laura. He likes to dream about the two of them going for long walks on the beach and laughing while talking about old English literature. Unfortunately, Laura hates the beach, and the only reason George thinks she likes old English literature is because she mentioned Shakespeare once. Luckily George's little Apollonian crush will never reach the awkward phase where he gets completely disillusioned and heartbroken when he realizes Laura isn't at all who he thinks she is. They will both go about their daily lives: George having the perfect relationship with her in his head and Laura having no idea he even likes her.

by HSPlife January 2, 2015

Apodyopsising

mentally undressing anyone

James was apodyopsising Suzy.

by Poke-chan January 24, 2015

Apopcornlypse

When the world ends somehow as a result of either too much or too little popcorn. The likelihood of the apopcornlyspe ever actually happening is extremely low.

"We've run out of popcorn! It's a sure sign of the apopcornlypse."

"These popcorn machines have created a disaster of apopcornlyptic proportions."

by NotJeremyCamp April 21, 2015

apoyo

A definition for an illegal alien/ Mexican national or individual that engaged in illicit activities. Such as narco trafficking, human trafficking, and even murder for hire.

I had to call an apoyo to take care of my cheating wife.

by DigitalJunkie213 July 7, 2015