Mr. Square

A made up character who always gets the short straw.
His whole life is a series of failures,which is what makes him so hilarious

Known for his love of green hats and likeness to the Mr. Men character Mr. Strong.

Tayla: Ohcrap I only got 64% on my maths exam

Harriet: At least you're not Mr. Square.

by Dartron December 9, 2008

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

by doctormoosh May 25, 2022

Square root =

Lucas Welch is a bitch

The square root = Lucas is a bitch

by Ricocrazy December 1, 2023

Square sighted

Someone engaged constantly on screens such as mobile, tablet, computer, etc.

He was square sighted enough to miss the bus couple of times...

by Plantoid September 22, 2016

Square

Slang term for the act of killing someone and slashing the body, in literature/entertainment

Person 1: Freddy and Jason squared some teenagers last week!
Person 2: that's scary, do you think they'll square us next?

by Sssssssssssa November 11, 2021

bt squared

-big tits to the second power; really big titties
-name used to refer to a girl with big tits

-this biddy let me titty fuck her bt squared last night

-i had very romantic intercourse with bt squared a fortnight ago.

by biddiestitties October 19, 2010

Square

An individual who has allowed ones occupational environment define ones personality, to the point of behaving as if one is always within the four walls of an office.

That's just how squares are! They take everything serious, can't relax, and don't know how to have fun.

by Burnett801 July 13, 2018