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executive time

Time spent alone in bed, performing unproductive activities like watching television, playing on a cell phone or masturbating.
"President Trump’s official day typically doesn’t begin until 11 A.M. and ends relatively early, around 6 P.M., to accommodate 'Executive Time.' ”
by Plinthic January 14, 2018
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garbage time

The last few minutes that the bar is open, usually anywhere between 2:00 and 2:30am. All of the good looking girls have been taken home already, leaving just the mingers and operationally attractive.
John: Did you see that ugly broad that came out of Nick's room this morning?
Dave: Yeah he picked her up at garbage time last night.
by Mr. Armageddon February 5, 2007
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time to make the donuts

Time to go to work. Applies generally, to any task/activity. Or, to leave home for one's place of employment. Usually expressed in a dreary, I'd-really-rather-stay-home-and-masturbate kinda way.
Man kisses wife as he grabs his keys. "Time to make the donuts."
by ChuckChaser69 October 8, 2010
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Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms, but it also kills kittens!
Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!
by 89diehl September 26, 2010
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Big Time Rush

1) A TV show on Nickelodeon capturing the journey and misadventures of four hockey playing best friends from Minnesota who get a once in a life time shot at being a pop group.

2) The band in which the show is about. Well known songs such as "Boyfriend," "Nothing Even Matters," and "Worldwide." Members include Kendall Schmidt, James Maslow, Carlos Pena Jr. and Logan Henderson.

3) Every teen girl's obsession right now
1) "Hey did you guys watch Big Time Rush last night?

2) "Stuck" by Big Time Rush is my new favorite song.

3) My friends and I are have Big Time Crushes on the boys of Big Time Rush.
by SeDorka July 13, 2011
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Eduardo time

Grabbing someone by the head and forcefully making them suck your dick. (Playfully) Mostly done on guys by guys.
MWAH MWAH MWAH, YOU LIKE THAT EDUARDO TIME DONT YOU
by Eduardo69696969420 April 22, 2019
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mommy and daddy time

A euphemism for sex.
Mr. Stevens: Timmy, you need to go bed. Your mom and I need to have some mommy and daddy time.
by Jeff Jeffersonicus IV February 22, 2009
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