stoneism

a religion in which spread your ass cheeks for stones.

seven sacraments of stoneism:
• being incredibly bootyfilled

• secretly being a beluga whale
• being a meme
• worship the turtle. the turtle is your god, and you shall have no gods above the turtle.
• to become a stoneist, you have to learn to become sexually attracted to stones (e.i. stonesexual ) - "stones are love, stones are life. i spread my ass cheeks for stones"
• you have to recognise that i am batman. the only batman. #brucewayne
• each night you must pray in the name of holy meme trinity - the turtle, the pepe, and the holy doge.

Josh: Stoneism is so cool, bro!

Dani: Pepe Christ! It is!

by bruecwayne April 6, 2016

stone pillar

When a mans dick gets so hard his bulging penis can smash through titanium.

Oh Greg he used his stone pillar to smash 20 women at once!

by FireShotGamer December 15, 2017

Stone Bridge Football

The "I win all my games only to lose in the state title game" team and being runner-ups. The Buffalo Bills of the Virginia High School Football from Northern Virginia.

They run a Single-Wing Offense which is outdated becuase no college or pro team runs that kind of offense because it's so predictable.

They always have a winning season and win all the games they should win and lose in the final game where it matters most.
With all the talent & athletes that they have, only a few kids on the team make it to D1 football programs, and even if an individual was good they'd be lucky to get even one offer.

Dude: YOOO!! Stone Bridge Football is too good at football! Like you guys kill every team you play and often go undefeated!
Bulldogbro: Yeah were good until we come up short in the state championship game. :(

by Redskinsfan918 December 8, 2018

JP Stone

Giant Whales Vagina with VD and a erectile disfunction

Pat Donnelly ate out JP Stone

by Bob Smith April 5, 2005

Soul stone

The soul stone (found on moorag) is the stone that manipulates and controls any brings soul at the users desire (the user can force the victim to do anything)

The soul stone is like a puppet master sort of...

by Action movies (marvel) May 31, 2019

Black Stone

A Ghanian poet, rapper, model and social media personality.

Black Stone has been acquitted of all charges.

by DomTheDemon July 16, 2019

Throwing a stone in the ocean

The hypnotic effect of a fat women in the throughs of passion.

I was mill tossing Paula Deen, man its like throwing a stone in the ocean

by Chad Verde August 17, 2010