Procrasterbathing

The act of taking a bath/shower rather than doing things you have to do

I was procrasterbathing last night instead of doing homework.

by Yelyah88 August 17, 2016

Procrastosnacking

Obsessive snack-making which increases the closer it is to a deadline.

I can't get to my mac, I'm too busy procrastosnacking.

by guywithcamera June 19, 2016

procrastanigga

A nigga that waits till 11:59 to get ready for the club knowing damn well he got to leave a 12 and don't even have his shit picked out.

Where's Walt?

You know that procrastanigga ain't even started getting ready yet.

by Dog eat dog June 3, 2016

Procrasturbate

Verb. (Procrasturbation- n.)
To procrastinate by means of masturbation

"Hi, honey! how was your day?"
Well, I walked in on Chris trying to procrasturbate on his homework..."

by carols213 May 11, 2016

procrasturbation

When you have stuff to be doing, but you masturbate instead of doing that

I had so much work to do, but instead, I had a session of procrasturbation

by Jstuie13 May 19, 2016

Procrastavoided

Excessive procrastination that results in total avoidance of the task in question.

I successfully procrastavoided writing that report for so long my boss just wrote it himself

by norsec0de July 27, 2016

Procrasterbate

The act of stalling or avoiding important tasks, and using the time to masterbate instead.

Did your brother make it to Dallas yet? -No, he PROCRASTERBATED all day, and missed every flight out!

by Beege the Great August 25, 2016