Sleeping Pee-wee

The insertion of the male flaccid penis into the vaginal or anal cavity after shrinking the penal area with cold ice water.

Performing the task of entering with an ice cold, small, noodle like member into a tight hole.

Hence the Sleeping pee-wee.
To enhance challenge, and make sexual contact last longer.

by Stray thoughts October 6, 2013

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Tele-pee-thic

Tele-pee-thic – the system dogs use to communicate with each other through encoded messages in their urine. A dog will send a tele-pee-thic message, like “beware of the postman”, by relieving itself on a bush, fire hydrant, grass, etc. Then another dog will come along, smell the urine spot to receive the message, then reply with a courtesy pee on the same location stating “Callie received your message-thanks”

Rover bravely sent a tele-pee-thic message to all other dogs in the area by urinating on Mrs Jone’s rose bushes. The message sent was “Nice flowers, but a mean lady will yell at you if you leave a message here”

by PoorDavid December 28, 2022

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UStop Pee Stopper

The UStop Pee Stopper (patent pending) is a urine deflector to prevent passage of urine through the gap under the toilet seat onto clothes/floor. It is
Secure
Washable
Single piece
Innovative design
Can close toilet cover
Universal fit for toilet seats

The UStop Pee Stopper helps banish urine spillage.

by Innovations and More November 8, 2018

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smelly pee syndrome

A serious chronic illness causing extremely smell pee.
Diagnosed by smelling the piss of those afflicted.
No known causes but often found in individuals with celiac disease or lastnames starting either R.
No known cures. Individuals affected are known to face stigma and usually never maintain long and healthy relationships, except in cases of having amazing partners.

Rachel has struggled all her life with smelly pee syndrome.

by Athena Rhodes September 8, 2018

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