IT Minutes

A brief length of time that becomes drawn out because of complications. Originating from IT workers who had to give set amounts of time that were guaranteed to get drawn out.

Fred: Dude you said you were going to be five minutes, it's been fifteen!
Patrick: They were IT minutes.

by Jammish August 9, 2012

one minute wonder

A man who only takes a very short time to ejacualte as he is inexperienced and all around bad at sex. Also known as quick draw.

I thought Joey would be good in bed because he has good stamina as he does GCSE PE, however he turned out to be a one minute wonder.

by annanas99 February 23, 2015

NFL Minute

The opposite of a New York minute. When a game minute takes like, ten minutes and only two plays were made.

20 real minutes= 1 NFL minute

by Supe swag lord March 6, 2015

2 minute marathon

Tryin' not to bust that nut within two minutes.

"Yo, that booty almost got me tutti frutti real quick, homegirl had me running the 2 minute marathon."

by lordfarkwad April 14, 2017

vagina mitten

A term used to mock the psychological barrier that a weak individual possesses that prevents them from participating in something great.

Dave can't go skiing today, he said it's too cold. I think he needs a vagina mitten.

by epicpowderhound May 8, 2018

15 minutes

How much time has to have passed without an authority figure (such as a teacher for example) before you are legally allowed to leave.

Remember guys, if the teacher isn't here in 15 minutes, then we are legally allowed to leave.

by Gizmology May 21, 2018

20 minutes from Ohio

When you're totally lost, and unsure of anything.

"Did you understand last night's homework?"

"Nah, I'm 20 minutes from Ohio."

“Same man, even Drake and Ben don’t know what’s going on. Those dumbasses.”

by cami151 July 31, 2020