Ass Fries

Your cat sits on your french fries making them ass fries. You then give them to your failure of a husband who gleefully eats the ass fries.

Tails just sat on the fries and they are now "ass fries"

by Gonads Johnson July 3, 2018

Don't eat my fries.

What someone says when the (stupidly) leave their fries unattended. Usually resulting in at least five fries gone when they get back.

Person 1: "Don't eat my fries."
Person 2: "A'ight"
Person 2 eats a fry
Person 1 throws water bottle at Person 2's stomach, making him spit out the fry
Person 1: "What we learn?"

by pigheadedweirdo August 8, 2018

Fried NUT

A hoe ass bitch

now that's a fried nut

by Yo mommas private dictionary August 11, 2018

French Fries

The act of sucking toes while driving.

Arnold: How was the ride with Stephanie?
Nick: Great! She gave me French Fries on the way there.

by witgee August 28, 2018

Fried Liver Wash

A place to get lost in the Joshua Tree deserts. You’ll encounter lizards, low brush, high winds, and a bukkake of cholla cactus.

Who the hell named this “Fried Liver Wash?”

by liver-san January 31, 2019

That’s the fried chicken

When something so good happens that it’s comparable to the taste of mama’s southern fried chicken

Started at Bishop’s University in Lennoxville Québec.

-Are we drinking tonight boys?
-Hell yes
-That’s the fried chicken!

by lennoxboi69 February 9, 2019

Holiday Fried

A very nice girl with freckles and brown hair she’s so funny and everyone loves her.

Person 1: Woah that person is sooo cool!

Person 2: ikr she’s Holiday Fried

by Lisa compleiii February 18, 2019