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Chris-tianity

The religious belief that Jesus’ name was actually Chris.
I’m not a Christian, but I am a Chris-tian. I believe is Chris-tianity.
by FoxCat Man December 2, 2019
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Chris Gamble

The greatest football player east of the Mississippi. Played both sides of the ball (cornerback/wide receiver), and played for THE Ohio State University. Now plays for the Carolina Panthers. Used an an adjective to describe being awesome, or can be substituted for Chuck Norris in many Chuck Norris jokes, because Chris is better than Chuck. Also has been used widely to dedicate consumption of alcohol to.
"Man, let's take another shot! This one's for Chris Gamble"

"I'm Chris Gamble good at the new Halo video game"

"Chris Gamble once ate a rubix cube, and when he shit it out it was solved."
by smholt May 5, 2010
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Chris Browning

The act of beating the fuck out of your girlfriend/boyfriend (if gay)
Yo bitch get off me before I chris brown yo ass.

i swear to god im about to give you the chris browning of a life time if you dont stop talkin.

If that hoe dont have my money, ima have to chris brown that ass.

Yo your girl cheated on you dog, you better go chris brown that bitch.
by Lalo94112 March 5, 2009
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Chris Brown

Replacement term for "wife beater," referring to a ribbed, form-fitting tank top (often seen on men). Derived from the numerous stories in the press -whether true or not - of the popular r&b / hip hop singer beating his fairly recent wife and singer, Rihanna.
Andrew: I'm wearing a wife beater under my shirt.
Alyssa: Oh, you're wearing a Chris Brown?
Andrew: What?
Alyssa: A Chris Brown, you know, the guy who allegedly beat his wife, Rihanna?
Andrew: Oh, I get it. Yea, I always wear Chris Browns under my t-shirts and around the house.
by lyssaloo April 25, 2009
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CHRIS BROWN

A very cute and talented 16 year old singer.alot say that he's the future of rnb,often compared to Micheal Jackson and Usher for his dancing and vocal talent.
just listen to Chris Brown his debut cd.
ps.he is so fine!!!
by NI NI April 20, 2006
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Chris Crocker

A you-tube celebrity that gives even gays a bad rap. Has also been known as the definition "freak".

He is not represented by the gay community in anyway shape or form due to his Flamer status he has achieved through his you-tube videos online.

He has achieved the worlds most hated position due to tantrums he's thrown on stage or in public. And has gained so much attention it is what is known as "Anti-Fame" much as the related term "anti-matter"

The only reason why people take the time out of their day is due to wanting a free shot or seven at cracking at this he-she's nut bag and busting its pee's in his peach fuzz sack.
On you tube you can add this at the end of the web address and look for yourself at his "stardom" at the first stages of how "Chris Crocker" gained his "Anti-Fame"

/watch?v=Hh3eHxtIGxw
by Imofftoseethewizard July 23, 2010
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Chris Browned

To beat someone to a bloody mess to the point where they become unrecognizable.
Jim: Hey did you hear about what Tony did to his wife?
John: No, what happened?
Jim: He Chris Browned her!
by Osmosis_Jones March 2, 2009
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