bollocks

this site and the rubbish you lot come out with

above, below, every page..
every word that blabs from your 'urban' mouth is a load of bollocks

by professor has a phd July 25, 2008

hot air balloon

The act of placing one's scrotal sac in the mouth of a sleeping individual and proceeding to strech the excess scrotal skin over the nostrils of the person creating an air-tight seal thus filling the strechable skin with hot air creating a balloon affect.

I totally gave susan the hot air balloon last night when she was sleeping.

by asabrown13 December 18, 2008

Cunty Bollocks

One who is delusional about one's status,

M White Is A Cunty Bollocks

by Steve Morriss March 3, 2004

dogs bollocks

the dogs bollocks
originally Biker slang -coined Combo Pete/Andy Lights c 1983 at J Riddle gig and EVS benefit.

orig Rats Bollocks after "Nemo" the rat.
alternatively the mutz nutz

useage denoting the largest or best

I say, this band's the dogs bollocks

by Andy Scofield April 19, 2006

bollocks

something round that lads like to play with.

my brother and some mates talk bollocks
P.S. my nans hair looks lovely gelled

by Izacc Hunt with itchy bollocks April 4, 2004

prostate balloon

When your assfucking a girl, and she farts. The stank-ass fart goes up your dickhole and into your prostate, inflating it like a balloon.

I knew I should'nt have gotten her a second helping at taco bell... that bitch gave me the worst prostate balloon ive ever had!

by TZ January 7, 2005

Bulgarian Womb Balloon

The act of peeing into a used condom while still in the vagina of an unsuspecting woman. The penis is carefully extracted, and the urine and semen-filled condom is tied off (like a water balloon), and left inside the vagina.

Vlad distracted Amy with smalltalk as he fidgeted with the condom after sex. He was finishing off his Bulgarian Womb Balloon, and her long fingernails would be poorly suited extracting it.

by Vaginal McPube March 13, 2013