Chill under the bed

A term used typically by gay people meaning rough gay sex with black men

Alex: "Hey Jamal want to chill under the bed with me."
Jamal: "Sure bro."

by fags&Jews April 23, 2022

Bed Sausage

A man’s penis

“I see Anna is pregnant, she must have been playing with Tim’s Bed Sausage!”

by Dick-ctionary November 20, 2021

5 bed

Defines the challenge of 5 gay guys sleeping in one bed and who ever gets sexual loses. Last one to not get sexual wins

Person 1: Yo dude, did you hear about that huge 5 bed challenge yesterday?
Person 2: no i didn't, also i filled a restraining order on you yesterday, please go away

by Camebackwiththemilk August 01, 2023

Bed Jizzer

A guy who does not visit Porn Hub on the regular hence he has to become a Bed Jizzer.

Damn Ilya, you're such a Bed Jizzer

by Synapzz January 27, 2022

flip in bed

When ur riding it like a pony then he decides to flip you over to pump it in and out so he can cum on top to feel masculine

"bro I was letting her ride like a long and felt weak so I decided to flip in bed likea a true man."

by Sniffdetoes69 July 07, 2021

Bed-desk

A time when studies and sleep come closer together, you start using your bed as a desk by placing random papers, tests and notes on your bed and not removing them, because you're generally lazy or otherwise can't be fucked.

"I've a Biology exam next week so I'm getting a bed-desk"

"Did you see his bed-desk?"

"I'm starting to get bed-desk"

by Student of the OH GOD HELP March 17, 2016

pink bed

A Pink Bed is a pink bed, it is nice to add color into your dreamland, pink is a color of protection, strength and beauty.

Pink Bed, honey, I’ll meet you inside after I do the dishes.

by Jetspenny October 18, 2019