Alaskan love boat

When you freeze an ice cube in a donut shape and then jerk off your partner with it.

Are you feeling frisky? I warmed some blankets for you and want to give you an Alaskan love boat. I’ll take care of you tonight baby.

by Tustin69 July 30, 2022

Alaska Thunderfuck 5000

Queen of fucking earth.

Now down to Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from planet Glamtron 5000. Queen of earth.

by NumbchuckBitch August 6, 2022

Alaskan Snow Blower

When you put coke on a girls ass, shove it in with your dick and she farts it up your nose

Me and Sloan did an Alaskan snow blower last night and that was the best high of my life.

by Snortinlinesbangindimes September 26, 2022

Dirty Alastair

A Dirty Alastair is a person that enjoys a colonoscopy far too much for the comfort any doctors or nurses performing the procedure.

Oftentimes they will book unessassary colonoscopies for no other reason than boredom, or to avoid their other personal or professional obligations.

John won't be at the clientcmeeting this afternoon, he's pulled a Dirty Alastair again...Those poor nurses.

by SCKnocking September 12, 2021

Maria’s Wild Alaskan snow monkey

An ice cream float made with a heavy stout.

Maria’s Wild Alaskan snow monkeys were damn good after a month at sea.

by Tomonono December 13, 2019

abou al abbass

A cute, amazing guy who can be total jerk one second but a complete sweetheart the next It depends on your actions. You are destin to fall in love once you see his eyes! Once you get to know him you can see his true colors but watch out cause every girl or guy wants him.

Abou al abbass is hot.

by Ines sanches November 23, 2021

Alaskan bull dyke

A large burly, hairy and masculine lesbian who is the spawn of your local dysfunctional parent(s). Commonly truck drivers, lumberjacks or any other career you should have a penis in.

Be careful, the Alaskan bull dykes over there brutally mangled johnny over his last cigarette.

by Bulldyke 111 October 21, 2015