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Sperm Whale

When one gets a girl pregnant and 7 months later, once she is well into the third trimester, that same individual has sex with the same girl, pulls out and spaffs on her pregnant belly and then says "hey look, a sperm whale".
He turned to her and asked if he could make her a sperm whale.
by Pregosaurus13 January 2, 2021
mugGet the Sperm Whalemug.

That documentary about whales

Phrase (pejorative)

Used to identify and describe a corpulent individual without them noticing.
"Hey, have you seen that documentary about whales?
Check my 6 o'clock."
by eka.chester July 6, 2018
mugGet the That documentary about whalesmug.

Whale sneeze

The water that shoots out of a whales blow hole. Or used Figuratively as a phrase.
Holy shit dude that sounded like a whale sneeze.
by Whale scientist February 3, 2018
mugGet the Whale sneezemug.

Whale

LANA IS A WHALE
by Cardibisbotched April 5, 2025
mugGet the Whalemug.

whale batter

Dude, did you see Chad get dosed with that whale batter?
by Thor Lebowski May 28, 2019
mugGet the whale battermug.

whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings
He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!
by lhtop July 9, 2016
mugGet the whale shitmug.

beluga whale nuts

why you gotta be beluga whale nuts in this conversation
by JENCYISAMOFO March 15, 2017
mugGet the beluga whale nutsmug.

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