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Whale Wars

A dumb tv show where a bunch of incompetent hippies chase the Japanese whaling fleet and others in a futile effort to stop them from doing something that is not wrong or illegal in any way(there whales not people). They have no idea what they are doing at all and generally do dumb things like deliberately ramming other ships, trying to disable the propellers of other ships with ropes, driving through perilous ice fields with a ship that is not designed to drive through ice (which nearly destroys them), making a mess (ie throwing glass bottles, "stinky butter", and flour onto other ships), causing international incidents, illegally boarding other ships and getting decked then complaining about how their crew was taken "hostage", driving around the ocean with inadequate fuel supplies, lying, and generally agrivating the Japanese and others which usually just gets the hippies in trouble. In one episode they tried to interfere with the seal hunt, were boarded by the Canadian Coast Guard and arrested, also their ship was confiscated. They also like to exaggerate things for example the captain claims he was shot but it was just a piece of a flashbang thrown from a Japanese ship. The captain likes to shoot his mouth off on tv and is the least sane of the crew who do whatever he wants. Are bound to have something very bad happen to them if they persist. Please dont watch this show your life is too precious to be wasted on this (unless your watching it to laugh at them ;))
by CoffeeForJaffer November 22, 2009
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beached whale

An individual who is confined to their bed due to their morbid obesity; one who wallows in their own excrements.
by ricemond December 6, 2003
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whale out of water

a whale out of water is a morbidly obese "human" wearing fishnets on numerous parts of its "body". named because it is the size of a whale, is walking on land, and has obviously broken numerous fishermen's nets. its normal habitat is in/around topic and is a good sign to run like fuck and handlefuck some douche bags' cars on the way out.
steve:HOLY FUCK DUDE. i just barfed up a kidney and both my llungs when that whale out of water walked by in nothing but a skimpy bikini and fishnet. god damnit what is this world coming to. and why is the holocaust over???
eric:dude i think my eyes are bleeding and ive possibly become sterile. and the holocaust is over because your idol commited suicide like 40 years ago. fag.
by wewillrockyou December 18, 2006
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Make hay while the sun shines

To do something while you have the time to do it.
I had some free time in class, so I made hay while the sun shone and did the extra assignment.
by o[M] May 16, 2004
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Whale Dork

John was jealous of the Whale Dork...
by Ian November 27, 2003
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Beluga Whale

A beautiful majestic creature that looks like a whale with Down Syndrome. This whale often resembles a large penis.
Gee, that adorable whale vaguely resembles a penis. It must be a Beluga whale.
by maryelibsabeth March 21, 2010
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blue whale

A gigantic hit of weed, so big that you can't stop coughing for a really long time, but after that, it's smooth sailing...
dang, Craig, if that hit were an animal, it would be a blue whale.
by p h i a November 7, 2008
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