The raddest fucking dude alive, even radder than Van Wilder; ate rotten meat on Ripley's Believe It or Not; bit into raw chicken on The Doctors; raw foodist of over 30 years based in Southern California; alternative health practitioner, iridolgist, health counselor, author of We Want To Live: The Primal Diet and The Recipe For Living Without Disease; has survived numerous attempts on his life due to the risk his information poses to the pharmaceutical and food industries.
Me: Hey, dude. Did you meet Chuck Norris's brother?
You: No, dude. Where is he?
Me: He's the raddest fucking dude alive over there in the corner eating the big jar of decades old, rainbow-colored rotten organ meat soup. His name's Aajonus Vonderplanitz.
You: Duuuuudee, that's Chuck Norris's brother!
Me: Damn right. sssstsmn.
You: No, dude. Where is he?
Me: He's the raddest fucking dude alive over there in the corner eating the big jar of decades old, rainbow-colored rotten organ meat soup. His name's Aajonus Vonderplanitz.
You: Duuuuudee, that's Chuck Norris's brother!
Me: Damn right. sssstsmn.
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Verb, past tense (present- vore.) Among the vorish, used as a verb to describe the act of being devoured.
Bob: Hey, what happened to Phil?
Bill: Remember that prostitute we met in Vegas?
Bob: Yeah?
Bill: He got vored.
Bob: Lucky bastard.
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Bob: Yeah?
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I think I down 5 shots at once doing that vodka funnel.
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