twaterspaniel

Cross between a twat and a dog

Stop that bitching you twaterspaniel

by SavageBeauty November 10, 2020

Toaster

Someone who cooks people.

"you're not a toaster! I wonder why they said you were."

by Fifilicious September 28, 2020

Toaster

A toaster is person devoid of any real personality. They are nice and normal and “just there”, and can be useful —like your toaster In your kitchen.

Synonym and derivation : Milk-toast

Frank was nice enough but a total toaster

by Wangler123 October 21, 2020

twatterspeak

Pejorative noun for sloppy or trivial discourse resembling thoughtless, hurried, or uneducated twitter postings, characterized by:
1) habitual use of nonstandard abbreviations such as "u" (for "you") and "ur" (for "your" or "you're")
2) written or spoken discourse dominated by very trivial, cliche, or repetitive subjects, typically with poor grammar and spelling, and frequent typographical errors

An example of twatterspeak is: "hey u your not busy? lets get us sum beer omg itll be fun"

by ferrous chloride November 15, 2020

Toaster

Someone who acts like a birch and gives off general toastery vibes
Also the definition of Cameron

You’re such a toaster!
You toaster!

by Badbirch69 December 5, 2020

Twaterboard

Riding a person’s face in such a way that airflow is extremely limited, inducing feelings of panic similar to being waterboarded.

She started soft man, but then started grinding hard, twaterboarding me until I almost passed out.

by WritinLeft December 11, 2020

Toasterexual

Sexual attraction to toasters

I love toasters I’m toasterexual!!

by Bvhbvvgvvghb December 22, 2020