Tim cheese

John pork’s biggest op

Who’s that.( Guy 1) That’s Tim cheese he’ll slime you. (Guy 2) oh that guys all the lore. Guy 1

by Me invincible April 13, 2025

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`~`Luciferian's Prayer: "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"<Dick, Tim, And Run And Gunners>`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

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The Tim-Tam Slam

The Tim-tam Slam is the act of nutting in a man ass, then his mouth, and then slapping him across the face with your cock. Then you shit on his back and slam your ass down on it, making it smear everywhere.

Daddy, me and John did the Tim-Tam Slam last night, it was so fun!
That's great son, don't get too frisky with him now will you?

by Imperial Potatoes May 3, 2025

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Tim Brown

A Tim Brown is a kind, caring, smart, funny, handsome, overall great guy who if you are lucky enough to be his friend will support any idea you have no matter how ridiculous.

“Dude, I can’t believe we pulled off such an amazing party on short notice!”
“Yeah man thank god we had a Tim Brown to make our poster for us!”

by Nakalex June 6, 2025

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Jungle Tim

When you engage in the serial distribution of flying excrement into the back of one's mate's head after he is found fornicating with one's monogamously exclusive commited life partner, generally followed by bouts of semen, unless the challenge is accepted in which the two males joust to the death in a tournament for the hand of the unfaithful yet desirable whore bag over which the challenge was initially initiated.- (See jungle joust.)

He was devastated as he performed the Jungle Tim for his right hand man and his succubus lover wrapped in his once best friends embrace.

by LillithofHell December 3, 2023

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Doing a Tim

Doing a Tim is the art of waiting until the agreed meeting time to go start making a drink. It doesn't matter if the agreed meeting time is predictable, with ample preparation time. The drink making can commence only after already being late.

Jord: Where's Robyn?
Robyn: Just doing a Tim.
Dan: I'm also making a drink.

by Onyne December 11, 2023

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