Drunk Land Whale

A fat, drunk woman that actively pursues you in a bar, or a club setting.

Damn. Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying my tab to save my life.

by Logan0787 April 9, 2023

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Dater whale

A larger than average amount of dater (data)

"Looks like we have a dater whale coming over that bus..." -Griff

by jamdunn October 21, 2011

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Crack the whale

To bang, do the nasty, horizontal tango,

OMG did you guys just crack the whale???

You guys were so loud cracking the whale

by Whalecracker October 17, 2015

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Whale

A word used to describe Amy Schumer

That whale is really unfunny.

by millennial humor is so weird E December 5, 2018

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Someone who is fat, On average, still lives with their mom and has no father. They typically spend all their time playing games such as Idle angels, And other anime girl spinning games. They spend lots of money on these games trying to get their favorite "Waifuu" and will never live up to anything in life because they are lazy, fat, pieces of shit, and spend all day on the internet.

Guy: Don't play Idle Angels.
Guy #2: Why shouldn't I, What would you do if I did?
Guy: All you do in that game is spin for little anime whores and then get cards.
Guy #2: And, So what if I care.
Guy: Alright then be a Whale if you want.

by Zubeia May 4, 2022

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