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Scratcher

A member of the online kids programming website, Scratch.
You get this label by actually posting shit.
"Hello fellow Scratchers I'm griffpatch and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"
by iminhellplshelpahhh May 30, 2024
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Scratcher

An amateur tattoo artist. Instead of applying a smooth, clean tattoo, they tend to scratch up your skin and offset your tattoo.
Guy 1: have you seen the new babe at Rogue Ink?

Guy 2: yeah, she may be a scratcher, but she’s hot!
by Kralja June 4, 2024
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Scratch-Off Winner

A term used when you're fingering a girl, flicking her bean, making everything work fast and hard enough, and then she squirts and convulses. It's like winning a lottery scratch-off ticket—not a big win, but enough to keep playing the game.
Nick: Hey Bill, you get with Dirty Suzie last night?
Bill: Let's just say when I was fingering her, she must have felt like I had a Kennedy Half-Dollar on me as she made me a Scratch-Off Winner. She melted off the couch after two minutes. Smell my fingers (Bill thrusts his fingers onto Nick's nasal area mockingly).
Nick (awkwardly smelling Bill's fingers): Damn....Let me lick that shit!
by Studs Lonigan III December 5, 2024
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Scotched-Earth

To set blaze to the trail behind you. This can be used as an adjective, adverb, or verb, depending on the user’s fluency in acculturated hibbity-jibbity.

A mondegreen of “scorched-earth”, this iteration is believed to have evolved from military sandbox video games where young or mentally handicap-able players adopted the term through oral traditions. The lexicalization of the term occurs when the player believes it lends them a manner of respect as a well-read strategist. This term has not been uniformly adopted unironically by any known subcultures, which indicates that the rare users of “scotched-earth” may be experiencing developmental delays which impair comprehension or social cues.
“I’m not a pacifist, but I’ve personally found longer-term benefits from not going Scotched-Earth.”
“This clip from 2 years ago debunks your entire narrative. You made it seem as though he went scotched earth on the idea.”
by RippaverseFan59 January 29, 2025
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Scratched

Now the whole world is going to know that you done scratched my balls - Jake Wilson
by Rocheman4280 February 9, 2026
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Scratch the lab

To apply external friction to the labia, usually as a prelude to more intimate sexual acts. Scratchin the lab may be accomplished over the pants such as when dancing or grinding closely, or with no clothes such as prior to cunnilingus or intercourse.
"Hey dude, I heard Kyle brought that girl home last night. Not surprising since he was trying to scratch the lab with her all night at the club."
by Ecogruppenfuhrer February 22, 2025
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Scratch

When you say happy birthday to a weirdo hoe and they say “scratch” bc they don’t gaf abt a happy birthday text
by A noym April 28, 2025
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