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Flopsy mopsy topside pony

When longish hair is worn in a ponytail on the top of the head so that it looks like a mop and flops around.
The girl flounced over to her friends wearing her flopsy mopsy topside pony like a school yard name badge.
by Sammie75 March 7, 2020
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Jizz mopper

Janitor type of guy who stands around with a mop and a bucket in the back of the adult bookstores listening intently for men who are orgasming in the private booths watching sex videos. As soon as he hears a few squirts he gets his mop ready and after the man exits the private booth he starts doing his job. That is, mopping up the jizz that’s hopefully contained to just on the floor and not on any of the walls.
I used to be a high-powered attorney. Now I’ve been reduced to being a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.
by ererueru July 22, 2020
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aggressive mopper

A guy named Matthew that uses a swiffer mop to clean tables and hits people in the face and stomachs without realizing it.
by ibxwigiwoi September 14, 2020
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Bopple Mopple Qorp

Another way of wishing someone a happy birthday.
Hey yo!!! Bopple Mopple Qorp my dude!! Another lap around the sun!
by Guanger October 23, 2020
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Hand-mopping

v. When a proficient piano player is able to hit several groups of notes at different ends of the piano, sometimes in a sweeping motion, at a very fast pace (during an Allegro piece).
"Yeah she's a really good piano player".
"OH YEAH do you remember in the last performance she was absolutely hand-mopping those keys!"
by _masterdefine_ February 16, 2022
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Baldy Mophead

A person who has a bald spot on top of their head, with long hair coming down around the bald spot.
An insult for a retard
Shutup you baldy mophead.

Right John, shut the fuck up your mums a baldy mophead.

“Oi James do you know Ryan from the year below?” - “Oh that baldy mophead, unfortunately.”
by Daddylegs92 April 15, 2022
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Wop Mopping

WOP = Without official papers
MOP = Modifying official papers

When an Italian forges documents in order to obtain credit or a loan.
Sal couldn’t get approved for a mortgage but a little bit of wop mopping his NOA and bank statements changed all that.
by Jeromeleggings June 14, 2022
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