gardener pack

A 3-pack of beer in alumimum cans usually sold at liquor stores and 7-11s. Each beer ranges anywhere from 18oz-25oz and only comes in major brands. Commonly purchased by or for teams of gardeners for consumption during or after a job on a hot summer day.

Wife: What's this 3-pack of Miller Lite doing in the fridge, honey? I thought you only drink Scotch.

Husband: Oh, I bought that for Jose and his guys when they come over to mow the lawn this afternoon. Its going to be 95 degrees outside. I thought I'd get them a gardener pack to cool off afterwards.

by Penus DeMilo August 7, 2021

Garden hose

When someone violently spraying diarrhea out of their prolapsed anus

I had some bad fish, then he fucked me so hard I ended up with a garden hose.

by Richey0134 August 10, 2021

Gardevoir

Jack's waifu and pokemon companion

Have you seen that Gardevoir?
Yeah, that's Jack's waifu, don't even think about it

by ItsActuallyTJ August 23, 2021

Garded

Garded originates from a Homies discord call that took place during the 2020 pandemic. Garded refers to the disorder that Tremale Merfy has, which causes him to be both gay and r*tarded.

“TJ is better at COD MW2019 than Jon Martin”
“Bro you sound garded”

by Juan Martin September 6, 2021

gacela

Gacela is the way that my friends call, so if you are thin and tall, be happy you are a gacela

Gacela its handsome

by Gacela September 8, 2021

Garden hose

Something two idiots argue over.

The guy and his brother in law were laying in the grass like two rotten pieces of Swiss cheese after their argument over the garden hose and the shooting that followed. It turned out they were both right about each other, and tomorrow didn't need either one of them any more than today did.

by The Original Agahnim September 10, 2021

garbeno

bean

UwU, garbeno

by Manta_gay September 12, 2021