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Franklin Central High School 

There is always something happening over at FCHS. The common sights are stoners stealing red plastic lunch trays, Antonio and his friend back at it again stealing a bathroom door from the women’s restroom, and the marching band kids literally sleeping in the Guard room or the band locker room with the instruments. Of all the things that happen at FC, there’s no doubt at least a third of it is related to drugs. One year a techie was hanging up rigging for the spring musical and almost fell to their death when the floor plating shifted leaving a hole in the skywalk. Less than half way into the year there have been 3 drug busts also someone was kicked off the bus and had the police called on them a few seasons ago for trying to bring a colour guard rifle on the bus. They were later almost tackled by the school police after driving to school because the bus refused to take them. Once me and a friend of mine may or may not have let a rabbit lose in the school and have yet to find it; however we have found a total of 7 mice in this year alone as well as 2 bats. Also there’s a blowjob hallway.
“Where are you getting all this piping hot tea sis?”
Oh just the no sleep school known as Franklin Central High School.”
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Murray Franklin 

An awful person. One of the most popular talk show hosts of 1980s. He dies at the end of Joker.
Arthur Fleck: You're awful Murray
Murray Franklin: Me? I’m awful? Oh yeah how am I awful?
Arthur: Playing my video, you invited me on this show, you just wanted to make fun of me, you’re just like the rest of ‘em
Murray: You don’t know the first thing about me pal.

Urethra Franklin 

After you have anal sex with a girl that ate hot peppers and get a seed stuck in your pee hole, causing undesirable burning and irration.
I thought my sunburn was painful until I had a Urethra Franklin.
Urethra Franklin by Shitonmytits January 23, 2017

Frankenpiss

A walk or dance- like movement performed by an intoxicated college student, or any other mentally unstable individual, while attempting to urinate on his peers. The stream of urine and hand position forces the perpetrator to walk in a slow, deliberate pace, usually one leg at a time, to avoid showering themselves. With the exception of the hand positioning, this lumbering motion closely resembles the walk of the legendary monster, Frankenstein.
-Dude, I so did the Frankenpiss on that man last night!
-If she was any uglier, I'd have to Frankenpiss that ho.
Frankenpiss by Clit_Eastwood June 13, 2009

Frankenweave

An awful, smelly, used weave that NEEDS to be thrown out, or it will grow legs and run around.
Alex: Are you wearing that weave?
Me: Gurl, no, this shit some frankenweave.
Frankenweave by Weaving it Up March 10, 2010
The practice of grabbing a woman's breasts while she is asleep.
My brother Owen photographed me giving that playboy model a good franken while she was napping between shows.
Franken by hog_hell November 16, 2017