dick flick

1. A guys movie (the opposite of chick flick)
2. A gay porn movie
3. Shaking your dick after urinating

1. The Dark Knight is a dick flick.
2. I caught my brother jacking off to a dick flick.
3. I saw him dick flick out the corner of my eye.

by Ric.Hard July 10, 2013

taco dick

An uncircumcised penis because it resembles the figure of a rolled up taco.

Brent had a taco dick.

by hammercock August 1, 2009

Suck my dick, or cock

An interjection used when angry or upset with something. Commonly used by Youtube Sensation "The Tourettes Guy."

The Tourettes Guy has neck pain. "Dammit! Piss! Suck my dick, or cock!

by Rdcatfish302 July 30, 2011

dick eye

A look from a female to a male that expresses sexual interest.

The leggy blonde at the bar won't stop staring at Kevin. She's been giving him the dick eye all night long.

by Lord Fuelfire June 6, 2004

lipstick dick

An uncircumcised cock. So named because the penis can be retracted back into the foreskin much like lipstick being retracted into the tube. Can also refer to a dick that has lipstick stain on it.

I read once that Elvis was ashamed of his lipstick dick.

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

harder than a wedding dick

A southern way of saying that something is as hard as a rock.

Boy, these biscuits here at Cracker Barrel are harder than a wedding dick!

by WesNile November 26, 2007

porch dick

when someone is sitting on their porch acting like a dick

That guy on the walking dead was a porch dick.

by yo dan March 8, 2015