Chronic Disorder

when someone is terrible at rolling blunts/joints and wastes multiple papers trying to roll it, they have a chronic disorder

Me: Damn Tony, thats the third blunt you messed up!
Tony: I know, i think i might have a chronic disorder

by MurdaTape September 10, 2014

Sneak Dissin

Someone talking about someone else behind their back without them knowing

Bruh that bitch stay sneak dissin about someone like say it to my face what you scared of

by boujieebihh December 7, 2018

youtube dislike

Nonexistent. At least in terms if you could see it. Youtube will censor everything. They want to keep Joe Biden safe, The democrats, and other companies. And the "dear earth" Is another reason. The pope video is a clear example. and oh god NO WE CAN'T SEE 2018 DISLIKE COUNT N O O O O O FUCK YOUTUBE, FUCK GOOGLE, FUCK EVERY COMPANY IS THE EXISTENCE

google: okay, we're officially removing the ability to see youtube dislike-
everybody: b i g m a d

google: cry about it

by HellInferno December 3, 2021

Parkland School District

A school district in the suburbs of Allentown, PA. Has about a thousand people graduate each year. A lot of richer families live in this area

"there's a rich kid from allentown"
"oh yeah he must go to parkland school district"

by Abbywadudpwadup August 17, 2011

Fieri's Disease

A rare ocular disorder where a second set of retinas grow on the lower rear section of the cranium. The extra retinas are extremely unsightly and sensitive to light so a pair of sunglasses, worn backwards on the head, are required in order to go outside. Other symptoms include spiky frosted hair and button-up shirts.

Guy Fieri first developed Fieri's disease when he got his own show on Food Network.

I wrote my med school dissertation on Fieri's disease in the Congo.

by ummmmm yeah? December 9, 2012

Crohn's Disease

Crohn's Disease is a chronic inflammatory disease of the intestines. The symptoms I have experienced: pain in my stomach that feels like stabbing, losing my appetite for weeks, constipation, and basically just constantly feeling like fuck. It's an awful disease, and I have had to go to the doctor ALL the fucking time. Besides the couple months the doctor put me on steroids to calm the inflammation, I have felt pain every single day at one point or another...

Bob: "JEEZ, your stomach sounds like Chewbaka! You must be hungry!"
Jane: "No, im actually not hungry, it's just my Crohn's Disease."

by 18withPain March 29, 2008

I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed

The passive-aggressive phrase your parents give as a sign that they are mad and regret having you because you’re a piece of shit(but they don’t want to say it aloud).

You know you fucked up bad when your parents say “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” after you’ve done something wrong.

by TAHDAH January 10, 2021