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cookiebater

One who prefers to masturbate while eating cookies.
What's with all of these empty tissue boxes and cookie crumbs?

Oh that's just Garrett. He's a cookiebater.
cookiebater by jcssurf October 27, 2008
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cookie monster flip stack 

An amount of money equaling a thousand dollars; A grand; A g
Steve won the poker tournament and took home a cookie monster flip stack.

jibbering box a-cookies 

dirty skanky two timer cock sucking slut-whore
i was walking into the lockerroom to get my sports gear when i saw my girlfriend giving head to a teacher while taking it in the ass by the principle so i mummbled "You Jibbering Box A-Cookies" and backhanded that bitch in the face.

Bake Cookies 

Nick: Yo Kate what do you say we go bake cookies?

Kate: Okay sounds good to me

Nick: Perfect, now i have a chance to use my grandmas secret recipe
To be cooked;
When someone has caused obvious brain trauma due to over usage of illicit substances. They have "cooked" their brain.
"That bitch is cooked, I haven't seen her in weeks and she just lost her shit at me over nothing!"
Cooked by myladythemistress January 20, 2010
the slang term used among stoners to discribe weed
dude did you bring the cookies i brought the papers
cookies by mr.weedninja May 23, 2011