nipping clean

When you have passed a stool and nipped it off cleanly, there is almost no need for toilet paper.

I've been for a pool and hardly had to wipe my bum as it was nipping clean.

by Sun gold July 27, 2017

Cunt Cleaner

Someone who “respects” women and false equality so much they lick the hairs off their genitalia and legs after they shave.

P1: Did you hear Dave is a cunt cleaner?
P2: no what’s that?
P3: well he thinks that since his girl shaves for him he should lick the hairs off her twat.

by Marcus Adroolious October 20, 2022

Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner

A sexual act in which a large number of men ejaculate upon a glass table. A woman participant then cleans off the table by sucking up the ejaculate.

Yo, I went to my first orgy yesterday and we ended it with a Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner! It was awesome!

by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010

Bitch, clean my fish

What you say when you get fed up with back-talk, complaining, or bitching.

Woman: "Did you run to the store like I asked you to? And did you do your dishes?"

You: "Bitch, clean my fish!"

by BCMF, Inc. June 11, 2011

Cleancut

When you take a shit and when you wipe there no mess

Anna: jeeh Julie that was a quick shit

Julie: ye it was a cleancut

by Ben dash May 28, 2018

Carpet Cleaner

Female version of a blumpkin!

She gave me a blumpkin so i gave her a carpet cleaner!

by tunzo February 4, 2010

Clean House

The act of a woman using an enema to wash out her asshole in preparing for anal sex.

My girlfriend is going too clean house for tonight. You know. So I don't get shit on my dick while fucking her in the ass.

by TurdCutter101 October 26, 2011