Spoon Castration

To cut off male genitals using a spoon

"i will perform a spoon castration on you, were i will castrate you, using a spoon"

by Phil AKA Luke James CIA July 17, 2007

sneaky castrol

when a chick gives u an blowjob and u make her sneakily knee her in the stomach causing a river of cum to cum out of her nose

yo sara gave brandon and mike a sneaky castrol last night

by branmuffin January 6, 2007

Sneaky Castro

A very erotic act where the male fills up a room with water (yes, an entire room filled to about the ceiling with water) and rides in on a canoe and then proceeds to have sex with the woman.

"So last Saturday, after a long night out, I gave my girlfriend a Sneaky Castro. Man, was that wet and messy."

by azigee April 16, 2006

castribate

masturbating, when beating off, cutting off the shaft immediately during climax, then getting jizz all over your sliced chassis and blood. Mutiliated Genitals are the Ultimate pleasure.

"if you don't stop beating off in front of me, i'm going castribate you!"

by George Philip November 22, 2004

The Castlevania

Beat Dracula(your partner) with the Vampire Killer(your penis), then unleash your holy magic attack(semen) upon them. Repeat till the person is dead(knocked unconcious) Congratulations, you defeated Dracula.

I met some girl proclaiming herself as a vampire. So I did the Castlevania on her.

by Eric e March 6, 2007

Castling

The art of taping the king chess piece to your penis and ramming the female of your choice with it.

"Oh Domino! CASTLE MY ASS!"

"Dude, I met this bitch the other night and lets just say that the castling lasted well over 4 hours. I think I have cancer now"

"It smells good but it tastes so bad."

by jamesisdead September 26, 2007

Castle Crashers

A term used when describing the action of sneaking into your significant others household in the intentions of preforming sexual actions

I castle crashed her house night last
Did you hear ? We were all castle crashers at her house

by I did not ask May 18, 2021