Battle Axe

An action that requires a 2-person team and an unsuspecting victim. One will be behind the victim, and the other infront, as if starting a conversation. Then, on signal, two people will grab each other's hands in between the victim's legs, stand up, and do a shake-hand motion with firm grip on each other's hands. This will then cause a bit of pain to the victim, and laughter to the spectators. Shake it a few times and release. Be careful if the victim has a high center of gravity. It might cause them to topple over and injure themselves. "It's always fun till someone gets hurt"

Dru: Hey Carlos, let's Battle Axe Mike.

Carlos: Ayt. Hey sup Mike! How's life?
Mike: I'm good...
Dru: (Signaling 1-2-3)
Carlos and Dru Battle-Axes Mike
Mike: WTF?!?!

by snofrandy May 4, 2010

Battlecouch

1) a couch tricked out with wheels, a V8 engine, and some vulcan miniguns. usually used in gladiatorial battles

2) a very comfortable piece of furniture dedicated to video gaming or sports watching that has been sat on for over six hours straight.

1) oh my god, i just whipped joe with my battlecouch. he's in the hospital right now

2) dude, i have an awesome battlecouch, i just played my Xbox for 12 hours

by lolwalrus September 7, 2010

battle horny

Aroused by the thought of a great battle

Naruto was met with the sight of a battle horny gaara.

by Comictroll December 8, 2016

battle fatigue

the feeling of exhaustion yet accomplishment after taking a poop that left you stranded on the toilet for half an hour

Wife: Honey? Why were you in the bathroom so long?

Husband: I was paralyzed on the toilet from battle fatigue.
war face

by BELCHER34 August 21, 2017

Battle ram

A thick dark skinned baddie on a ram, she makes enemy troops go slower and goddamn does she got a thick booty or did i already say that. Check out her only fans

Guy one: bro battle ram made me cum.
Guy two: same bro.

by F4ll1n May 15, 2022

flame battleground

A place where the only thing there is flaming. An example is Urban Dictionary.

This flame battleground is verybaised. I'm not Wapanese, but if I show one sign that I like anime, I get offensive entries written about me.

by dj gs68 September 6, 2003

Snap battle

When you and another person (or more people) try to video each other for as long as you can and who ever gives up last wins

Me and my friend did a snap battle last nite

by Dubiks May 26, 2019