bat paradox

A delusion; To detach someone or something from its reality. To elevate someone or somethings station in a contradicting manner
Batman is just a man,but fist fights gods into submission? That's one hell of a bat paradox
by supercomicman November 16, 2014
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Cactus Bat

A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle
Glock? Check. Machete? Check. Cactus bat? Check. Let's go kick some zombie ass
by Brobacca May 15, 2011
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Beaver bat

Cologne..50$, new kicks..150$, goin out with a loaded beaver bat...priceless
by Mj2020 September 07, 2018
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Vlademere da Bat

Someone with a sunlight allergy who refuses to wear suncream and lives in an extremely hot climate.
Vlademere da Bat needs to get over the greasiness and take care of his skin.
by Jeffrey the juice man February 02, 2019
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run with the bat

running bases in baseball while holding your dick
Dude did you see nick run with the bat ?
by A!@#$%^&*() November 12, 2015
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chuck a bat

Chuck a bat is a slang term used for “wank” or “jerk off
I feel like i wanna chuck a bat
by Notmyrealnamebro__ March 11, 2024
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Lassie Bat

A trans persons (male to female) penis. Typically English (york, Birmingham, manchester etc)
After a few pints she grabbed my hand and guided me to ber lassie bat.
by Abubaca May 14, 2024
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