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snitzel bar

bar made out of snitzel, it tastes like an orgasm in your mouth, it can also be used as a exprssion of surprise
scary guy: BOO
You: holy snitzel bars that scared the shat outa me.
by blinkin_the light November 22, 2011
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Bar floozy

A black haired whore that stays at the bar and leaves her child with anyone that will watch him maybe even a sex offender
by Chickennnnnnsssssss November 3, 2019
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Zig Bar

(1: The term Zig Bar, Rig Saw or anything that sounds alike to those is a mating call often heard in the hills of Irvine, Kentucky. During the winter male hillbillies come out to do their Zig Bar mating calls.

(2: Xanax Bar.
"ZIIIIGGGGGGG BAAARRR!"

"Zigz bars!"

"Excuse me mam, Can I get 3 packs of Marlboro 72's and 2 Zig Bars?"
by giggity ziggity zig bar November 18, 2011
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dessert bar

A type of a speakeasy with a mixed concept of a bar and a bakery that serves both alcohol and dessert
by B294 November 21, 2016
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Mommy Bar

n. That Infuriating handle above the door that is widely believed to provide stability and security in a moving vehicle. Generally used by mothers in the passenger seat who are convinced that they gave birth to their deaths in vehicular manslaughter form. Regardless of how skilled a driver you are, your mother will always make it seem like you just took a screeching U-turn at 45mph.
He looked over and saw her clutching the mommy bar and decided to give her a reason to. The news that night: man causes 15 car pile-up, comes out of the wreckage screeching curses about a "mommy bar" of some sort.
by Inqy dink December 18, 2009
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beef bar

an inplement used to hit people with.
i pulled out my beef bar and smacked him over the head
by bigspuds July 7, 2006
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Hirsi Bar

Named after prominent ex-Muslim author Ayan Hirsi Ali, a Hirsi Bar is a Somalian woman who apostates from Islam and then travels the world telling stories about how her clitoris was removed and blaming it on her former religion.
"If you want a Green Card, then the best way is turn yourself into a Hirsi Bar."

After leaving Islam, she realised all she had was her FGM story and so she became a Hirsi Bar.

The American Enterprise Institute needed a Hirsi Bar to give a lecture, so they called her.
by IScience April 1, 2008
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