alphabetized

When you organize something alphabetically

I alphabetized my entire comic collection

by Alphabetized October 30, 2015

Alphabetecist

Someone who is prejudiced against words and the alphabet as a whole

Don't be a alphabetecist and tell me I can't say fuck

by leprechauns jewels September 6, 2016

Alpha Dump

when your dump overrides the smell of other peoples dumps in a public restroom, thus asserting your dominance over them, and granting you relief from their aroma.

I took an alpha dump in the middle stall this morning. The other two left immediately.

by New_Uzer November 15, 2016

alphabet pearl

Well you're going down on a girl, with your tongue spell the alphabet on here clit

You got to hit her with that alphabet pearl bro

by Alphabet Pearl July 29, 2016

Alpha

Someone who is in control during sex and is the dominant one. Sometimes they are sadistic, rough, and powerful during sex too.

My boyfriend is such an alpha during sex, it's so fucking hot.

by alpha6492 July 27, 2016

alphabet soup

Exotic recreational drugs known by letter abbreviations, particularly in combination. Generally used as a derogatory term by people who do not partake in such things, and/or a descriptive term when everyone in a group of people at a party is on something different.

A: What the hell are you guys on?!

B: Well joe and sally are on tripping 2C-B, mary is on MBDB and MDAI, the people fucking in the corner are on 4-MMC and...
A: Got it, alphabet soup - I'm gonna do some good old fashioned cocaine here and smoke a joint if anyone wants to join me...

by Doc. A February 12, 2017

alphabet test

To try recite the alphabet while getting good sloppy top. If you make to z she's trash

This girl sucked my dick so good I could barely say my ABC's , I deadass failed the "alphabet test" that night

by Big Mikkee March 20, 2017