Tampon Tim

The most freakish VP candidate in US history.

Everyone: How the fuck do you even think about putting tampons in boys bathrooms?

Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.

Everyone: Be more honest.

Tampon Tim's voters: I am a pedophile.

by bruh 🙂 August 30, 2024

Tim

The kindness and genuine guy you will ever meet. His presence will make your entire day. He is cute, Athletic, kind, sweet and the best person to ever talk too. You will be able to talk to him about anything and at anytime. He will listen to all your problems. He is someone you will really care about at anytime in the day, You will even have the urge to check out in the hallways to see if he is still there. He will make u wanna scream his name across the hallway to get his attention. He is the most amazing and sweetest person you will ever meet.

me: feeling down
Tim: Walks down the hallway
me: my wholeday imrpoves

by Woaahah November 23, 2021

Tim

It’s just a matter of time. Watch your back- your dead regardless!

He said-Tim did bad things- it’s over for him.
She said-the police knew who he was, they said he wasn’t a cop or in a bikie gang. He will be gone and no one will mind.
She said- Tim deserves what he will get-
He said-everyone agrees

by jjayneellen November 24, 2019

Tim

Somebody who always goes to resi, gets all girls‘ feet and never unter🅱️unkts

„Look at him he has feetpics good grades and always visites the resi“

„What a Tim“

by Thot_punisher December 1, 2018

tim time

tit in mouth time, Where a man gets a tit in his mouth.

Gabe: You see Huddy was with a girl last night?

Grady: Yeah i heard it was Tim Time all night

by chicken jockey69 July 13, 2025

Tim Cook

The person who, upon becoming ceo of apple, did the equivalent of what McDonnell Douglas did to Boeing when they merged. Shifting them from an honest and reliable company into one that puts money above everything else.

Tim Cook becoming ceo of apple is the equivalent of McDonnell Douglas merging with Boeing. If Steve jobs hadn’t turned down the recommended cancer treatment, apple would be as reliable as it had been all those years ago. If Tim Cook bought Boeing he would probably rush out a new plane every year and make every component proprietary such as engines and landing gear tyres and end up making the plane unsafe by rushing its design like the 737 max and dc-10.

by 99586jnfuc685nfnsngyj March 22, 2025

Tim Hess

The best person you will ever meet. He will make you laugh and smile a ton. (No one will ever make you laugh as much as him.) He is super duper hot and has the best personality. He has a bunch of insecurities but he shouldn’t because he is perfect.

Woah is that Tim Hess I wish I was like him

by Penissucker226 August 29, 2019