d-piece

the male reproductive organ; penis.

"Girl, suck on this d-piece."

"I had this girl over last night, biddy slobbered all over my d-piece."

by Josh B. and Alexa R. March 27, 2008

O D

To "Over Do" it or take it to far.;over doing something.

Putting Hair removal gel in her shampoo was O D!

by bscurry5288 November 9, 2008

D-Slap

When you take your cock and slap it against some bitch's cheek. Also known as a Mushroom Slap.

Yo, that bitch be tripping, I'ma straight d-slap her back to the hoe-age.

by The Invisible Choirboy August 22, 2003

H and D

Short for hump and dump; to pursue someone only for a quick get-off then to leave that person in the past

The girl Peggy from the bar was only a H and D for Tom

by Cutty January 13, 2006

Fake D

The first in a long line of "Fakes." Not "fake" due to personality or attitude persay, merely "fake" because he was the second JD to join a group of friends. May have a fondness for television, leather loveseats, anime, wine, and other hipsters.

"I love Fake D, but he is melting into the couch again!"
"I would like to introduce you guys to my friends Joe and Fake Joe"

by Hamed&Andrew July 18, 2006

min-D

a hot kuti with inhumanly large breasts. so large in fact that it makes her prone to getting lost, messing up lyrics, making freaky shrieking sounds, and any other kinky activity that lesser bitches won't dare to do. makes bomb ass curry... and spanish rice.

guy1: damn look at that hot kuti!
guy2: that ain't any ordinary kuti, that's min-DDDDDDDDDD
guy1: i'd kill for my kuti to have D-cups like that!


random bum walking down the street: min-DDDDDDDDDD!

by ilikeDs April 2, 2009

Nasty D

You are having sex with a girl and she is on bottom n when ur are about to ejaculate u pretend u did it in her.... but NO! as she lookes down to see if you did u shoot ur load in her eye n run.

Holy Shit! This girl is never gonna talk to me again.
Why not?
Cuz I nasty d'ed her in the eye

by Derrick McDaniel December 8, 2004