hayley's bed

something that is easy to break when used so much because it wriggles.

"your phone is so hayley's bed!"
"what?"
"its so broken, like hayley's bed!"

by sh... September 8, 2025

bed-thirty

Term used to denote how tired you are. Half-past when you should've have gone to bed.

*Yawn* It is bed-thirty. I've got to get up early to go to work in the morning.

by Shwords February 3, 2010

Let the bed bugs bite

A metaphor

Yo what is let the bed bugs bite??

A metaphor

by CreationTail July 21, 2023

jack-in-the-bed

When your man TRIES to discretely jack-off next to you in bed, thinking you're fast asleep, when in all reality, your laying there quietly, as the mattress gently, yet distinctly begins to bounce slightly, then more and more rapidly until he finally gets it done or until you kindly ask if he would like some help.

I get secretly turned on when my boyfriend plays Jack-In-The-Bed.

by posterpoker13 January 29, 2016

Sexy bed

Two people beginning with R&A are really loud in class smooching and have sex anywhere

They always are doing sexy bed

by Gay boo April 12, 2020

Bed bug

SHe's the bottom bitch

Man did u see that bitch straight bed bug from hell.

by 08badgirlgonegood2316 April 19, 2020

bed

When you fuck your daddy to hard and he starts to cum and wont stop and then you die beacuse your cock is to big

Bed was fun last night i loved to stick my cock up your ass lassnight.

by Natthecoolperson November 21, 2021