minecraft deepthroat

A diamond hoe penetrates so deep into your trachea that it reaches your lungs.

How was your date with Steve last night?

He wasn't much in bed, but then he minecraft deepthroated me and the night got so much better!

by minecrafthoe106 March 9, 2019

minecraft kid

usually a 8 - 12 year old (in worse cases it can go up to 19) who watches too much dream smp. this is one of two possible types of dream stans, one is a kid who wants to desperatly recreate dream smp but end up making a fool of oneself.

teacher: jacob you're partnered with caleb
jacob: oh shit im paired with a minecraft kid
caleb: would you be interested in joining the insanity smp? we're on season 3 and its really interes-
jacob: OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO RECREATE DREAM SMP AND GO PLAY LITTERALLY ANY OTHER GAME OTHER THAN MINECRAFT FOR A GOD DAMN CHANGE!!!

by chlorine eater November 25, 2022

Minecraft

A block game with many blocks such as dirt, torch, skulk vein, crying obsidian, oak log, end-stone, and most importantly: PURE JOY. Every block is made out of PURE JOY.

Nerd: Do you want to do some math problems?
Me: Nah, I'mma play Minecraft.
Nerd: I shall join you.

by Not my real name 123 January 15, 2022

Minecraft

It’s an amazing game with endless possibilities and excellent replay ability, Minecraft is for the people that love to be creative , ore for people that just want a challenge that they hevaent seen before

Hey man do you want to go play Minecraft I just finished getting that enchanting table set up

by Minecraft offficial September 17, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft is honestly just a mediocre game. its kinda overrated.

dude 1: yo wanna go play some Minecraft?

dude 2: yeah sure.

by FuckAllSeagulls October 7, 2019

Minecraft

A game where you can fun destroy blocks kill the ender dragon also I heard that they have hidden versions check out Minecraft.net to find out or Mojang

Minecraft is a cool game

by My handle is to denfine gamepl June 25, 2020

Minecraft

A gateway to everything.

Person 1: Whats Minecraft?
Person 2: A gateway to everything.

by CharedWood March 8, 2023