If I apology

A term popularly used in an apology which actually negates the sincerity and genuineness of the reparation.
She gave me an IF I apology by saying, "I'm sorry 'If I' said something that offended you".
by coolarrow September 16, 2009
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ftl-ied

Verb Similar to ftw-ied

The root of this word is ftl, which is also for the loss, or for the lose.
Denounces oneself or another with failure.
Shows failure status or the ability to fail to do something properly.
This Verb can be used on oneself or another.
Wow, you suck. You self ftl-ied yourself. Go sit in a corner.

How can you suck that much and not ftl-ied yourself.
by Tri Nguyen April 04, 2008
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where was i

A statement or utterance in the form of a rhetorical question made when one comes to the realization that either: 1. You were not invited to an event or party or 2. You do not REMEMEBER you were AT an event or party (sometimes in reference to partying too much)
I heard there was an awesome party downtown last night!! Where was I?
by Steve V. May 30, 2006
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v-i

"...up in the club with my homies,trying to get a lil V-I..."
U-SHER
by sam G May 19, 2004
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I-Su

An ancient Jewish martial art. Thought to be developed by the mysterious Ninjews of the Northeastern United States, but heavily practiced in Boca Raton, FL.
That shiksa waitress spilled soup all over my lap, so I threatened the manager with some I-Su, and I ended up getting dinner on the house, with free dessert thrown in.
by Armed & Hammered July 28, 2006
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i cunt

possibly meant as "i can't"
<xana> build tawer
<mix_sota> i cunt
by SILVER August 08, 2008
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The king and I

An asian male who has a serious relationship with a caucasian female. (Also a musical)
First used by Rex Navarette in his Oriental Aisle joke
Raymund: Philippe, maine check Yoshitoki out, he with that
tall white chick dang she fine.

Philippe: Mang I'm tired of all these Asian and White
interracial relationships it started of with the
YokoJohn so our women in South East Asia can go
to America. Now they startin' The King and I trend.
by Still Pinoy September 01, 2006
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