jacobs dad

A very attractive man who is looking for girls who have nice curves. He is rude at times and beats his children, but he always finds ways to look good and stay fresh.

Jacobs dad: *beats Jacob*
Jacob: Dad knock it the hell off!

by Dorkygirl182 December 18, 2017

Bro dads

It's where two guys who are best friends adopt a child and raise it together without any women. Except for nanny's (as many as you'd like)

Kid: "my bro dads are so cool, they don't make me clean or do any chores"

by Katie’s brother October 6, 2019

berrywtf dad

Hyper is berrywtf dad. Hyper is a very sexy man.

Hyper gave birth to berry by nailing his mother this meaning he is berrywtf dad.

by InsertHyper May 27, 2021

thx dad

When someone does something for you and you thank them but ur gey

Tim: k here’s ur phone
Jim: thx dad

by Imjustsomeguy21 June 8, 2018

tech dad

Someone who wears a tech company backpack, jeans, and either a tech company t-shirt, polo, or jacket. Middle-aged or has a mature air, often wears glasses. Often talks techie gadgets, computer science, startups, or more computer science. Usually very responsible.

Vivek always wears that one tech jacket--what a tech dad!

by techpro March 13, 2015

Chad Dad

A Dad that instills high quality values in their children.

- Self-defense
- Value of the dollar
- Accountability and Merit
- Stand up against woke culture and equity
- Commitment to Family

Hey man, I am so jealous of you. Your dad takes you shooting at the range and signs you up for self-defense courses. He's such a Chad Dad! My Dad just gives me a phone and tells me to go to my room.

by SaltySailorTV June 19, 2023

Dad Bod

When a young bro-ey dude packs on epic amounts of fat in his midsection but has toned arms, legs, and chest, leading to a corpulent round belly that protrudes out into the shape of a basketball, wobbling tightly against his tank top.

Brad: Ever since Ryan got that job at Fat Burger's he's fattened up! Must have put on 150 lbs in a year. He's really let himself go.
Mike: Yeah, that rounded belly is getting massive! I can tell he's been eating well, all that compact fat sticking out of his hoodies as he waddles.
Brad: Looks like he's got a dad bod!

by efterbrylluppet July 18, 2016