Chode

"He is worse than a beta male, he's the guy who calls you out in front of a girl for your alpha/un politically correct behavior so he can look better than you. He's afraid to be a man so he acts like a self righteous little bitch every chance he gets, especially around women so he can feel good about himself and others may validate how proper and righteous he really is as he thinks this will win the affection of the ladies and admiration of his chosen peers"

"Dude, stop being such a fkn chode and sack tha fuck up, she likes it when I tease her about wanting my cock, ffs

by PUA terms January 21, 2012

chode

a short, fat johnson

caleb jones=chode

by Dylan.Gagner January 2, 2013

chod

A fat little school kid

That ain't puppy fat son, your just a fat chod arse

by Maddog August 21, 2006

chod-ina

an idiot or asshole of some sort....usually told this after a stupid comment is said.

pooja, u chod-ina... why would you say that?

by zakcary February 15, 2008

Chode

Alex 'the chode' aka 'potential baller'

Alex is a chode. He doesn't use his penis

by caleb.notchode May 23, 2008

Chode

n Scottish

A type of person, Scottish, cantankerous, bad with people, tight with money, possessing a penis wider than it is long

Aye man, that lad over there seemed like a right chode

by McBald April 21, 2009

Chode

John Francis Walsh

john has a chode, no joke

by chazman91 December 12, 2010