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Ur Kandi 

Used to express how an individual is weak or soft. They suck.
Hey all the guys are going out for a few drinks tonight. Are you coming?

I can't man. I have to help my girlfriend do laundry.

Oh, Ur Kandi!
Ur Kandi by mike beebee August 29, 2006

Ur Ancestor A Molestor 

The orginal comeback, once thought to be lost in translation. Causes the univers to cease existing.
Timmy: Hey Jimmy guess what?
Jimmy:What?
Timmy:Ur Ancestor A Molestor.
(The universe ceases to exist as Timmy recreates it in his own image)

ur genus likes penis 

This is the ultimate last resort, if every comeback is used in the mum gay roast then this is your last opportunity to redeem yourself.
Requis: Ur mum gay lol
Jemal: Ur daddy lesbian
Requis: Ur granny tranny
Jemal: Ur sister a mister
Requis: Ur brother a mother
Jemal: Ur grandpap a trap
Requis: Ur family reunion a homosexual communion
Jemal: Ur family tree LGBT
Requis: Ur ancestors incestors
Jemal: Ur race has gayes
Requis: UR SPECIES FECES
Jemal starts T-posing summoning the powers of the space turtle, every planet, sun, moon, galaxy, and universe starts to align then the space turtle shoots all its energy at you giving godly strength.
Requis: NO! WHAT IS THIS INCREDIBLE POWER?
Jemal: Ur genus likes penis
Jemal back hands Requis so hard that he wipes him out of existence in every multiverse. The connection was so loud that it cracks the fabric of space and time.

ur mum dum

When you are simply too cool for ur mum gay.Its obviously much more effective because it rhymes.Used by only the greatest intellectuals
Guy:Lel ur mum gay
Me an intellectual:Ur mum dum
Guy:NANI?!
ur mum dum by M3m3M4ch1n3 May 15, 2018
Brillient mindless insult/comeback...
A: you'r such an idiot
B: you'r mum's an idiot
A: you'r mum
(after this, continuation by B requires a punch or other suitable form of violence by A...)
ur mom by Your mum's a name July 14, 2005
A useless word that people like to think is an insult.
Ur mom is fat.
Ur Mom by rubixcube 1209 April 17, 2020