TOOLism

someone or somthing that believes that TOOL has the most powerfull and moving music. Also they follow the ways of Maynard James Keenan in believing that "...music isn't all about the lyrics but also about the music itself, otherwise people would be selling out with spoken word tours. The music carries the emotion, the lyrics help define where that emotion is going"-MJK.

He is so obsessed with TOOL, he might as well consider himself part of that TOOLism

TOOLism by Michael Daniel February 6, 2006

toolessness 

The state in which a person is in extreme intellectual pain, and suffering from lack of mental stimulation due to missing tracks in his or her library collection. A curable infliction of unmeasurable altitudes. Can become exponentially detrimental to ones health.

One suffering from toolessness may feel life is no longer worth living. Side Effects may include but are not limited to intellectual deprivation, depression, loss of mental appetite, lack of motivation, personality flair decrease, living a zombie like existence, succumbing to the ordinary, not reaching out to embrace the random, decrease in quality of life, severe diarrhea, and vomiting.

toolessness by Jules/Metro February 28, 2009

Toolwack 

(adverb)

Origin: Native Islands of Guava
Tool: doodle
Wack: have a pull
Result: having a pull on your doodle
Smart sounding result: masturbation

I need a jigjig but i can't get one so i'll go have a toolwack and have oodles and oodles of oomphy fun doing it!

Toolwack by Dlme. June 15, 2009

tooletry 

Noun; The practice of being a tool.

Brad worked out at the gym for 5 hours. He enjoys gazing at himself and flexing in the mirror. He is on no athletic team and has no athletic ability. He simply enjoys building his body, but still sucks at it. He was displaying tooletry

example 2: Sarah doesn't want a boyfriend who enjoys tooletry.

tooletry by Not tools February 22, 2011

Toolbar Mold

The inexplicable accumulation of free toolbars on a rarely used browser (usually Internet Explorer) that obscures most of the screen when you open a window.

This is caused by programs that make money by including toolbars with their software (like Yahoo Messenger) which takes advantage of people too lazy to read the installer.

Friend using their other friend's computer: Geez, why do you have so many toolbars on your browser? I can't see!

Other friend: Oh, yeah, that browser has some toolbar mold I haven't cleaned up yet. Use Chrome or something.

Toolbar Mold by Silver Griffin December 11, 2012

tooltacker 

One who pleasures themselves furiously

A person who happily attacks his own tool.

"why didn't Stu show up for the Chelmsford Angling Society's annual meeting last night?"
"I heard he tugged his lovepipe so hard whilst dogging by the lakes, that he had to call an ambulance. What a TOOLTACKER!"

tooltacker by Tommy Tooltacker March 21, 2014

Tooltune 

A bad song that you secretly only listen to in your car with the windows up.

The davynals touching myself is a total tooltune.

Tooltune by Daniel Larouso August 22, 2016