Peeing on my peeny

Its when you gotta piss so bad you pee on your penis. For males only.

I gotta pee dude..

How much?

Like peeing on my peeny much.

by Clappedmatt December 29, 2020

UStop Pee Stopper

The UStop Pee Stopper (patent pending) is a urine deflector to prevent passage of urine through the gap under the toilet seat onto clothes/floor. It is
Secure
Washable
Single piece
Innovative design
Can close toilet cover
Universal fit for toilet seats

The UStop Pee Stopper helps banish urine spillage.

by Innovations and More November 8, 2018

pounded the pee hole

Another phrase used for excessively having sex with a female partner.

Nino: Did you see Candace last night?
James: Yeah she came over and I pounded the pee hole like no other...
Nino: Word

by Stizzi March 20, 2016

Pee Red and Chunky

When you pee and it comes out red and chunky.

Dude: "Why is my pee red and chunky?"

Woman:"What are you doing in my house?!"

by My Pee is Red and Chunky May 5, 2019

Ghee Pee 5

The way retards pronounce the name for the GP-5 gas mask (its supposed to be pronounced Jee Pee five). People who dont have know English as a first language, which are the only people who do this that aren't subhuman, may also pronounce it this way.

Only a western spy could do such a thing. Real slavs pronounce it right.

A retard: "Hey guys, I bought a 'Ghee Pee 5.'"
Me: "Its pronounced 'Jee pee five'. Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R."

by Damnits August 11, 2019

smelly pee syndrome

A serious chronic illness causing extremely smell pee.
Diagnosed by smelling the piss of those afflicted.
No known causes but often found in individuals with celiac disease or lastnames starting either R.
No known cures. Individuals affected are known to face stigma and usually never maintain long and healthy relationships, except in cases of having amazing partners.

Rachel has struggled all her life with smelly pee syndrome.

by Athena Rhodes September 8, 2018

Sleeping Pee-wee

The insertion of the male flaccid penis into the vaginal or anal cavity after shrinking the penal area with cold ice water.

Performing the task of entering with an ice cold, small, noodle like member into a tight hole.

Hence the Sleeping pee-wee.
To enhance challenge, and make sexual contact last longer.

by Stray thoughts October 6, 2013