calgary clam bake

When a member of the Calgary Flames cums on the outside of a vagina then dries it with a lit candle.

Man I lost a lot of hair when Mark Giordano Calgary Clam Baked me.

by Old mangy kitty June 17, 2015

Twice Baked Clam

When a fart goes up your vagina. Like a secondhand pussy fart.

I can't sit back without fear of a twice baked clam.

by Saint Penisburg August 22, 2015

alaskan clam bake

Noun. A get together to smoke inside an igloo.

You and your friends want to get high? build an igloo so that the entrance is below where you will smoke to keep the smoke from blowing out. Alaskan clam bake garunteed to be your best experience.

by KingAK February 17, 2011

chopper clam

noun: a person, most likely male, who may or may not own a chopper style motorcycle but acts hardcore. they will absolutely own a flannel, vans, and a pickup truck to haul their cool bike to shows where others actually do ride.

the chopper clam is the epitome of the follower, jumping on the bike and fashion bandwagon, but never really riding. it's about the scene and being cool for them, not riding.

clans of chopper clams can usually be found together as they hate being around non-clams who can see through their fakeness.
see also: attention whore

i went to the chopper meet and saw most of the chopper clams hauled the bikes 40 miles in their pickup truck instead of riding them.

the chopper clams were the only guys who bitched about the honda guy who actually rode 1,500 miles to get to the chopper meet

by tophamander February 12, 2010

The Columbian Clam Chowder

When you are performing oral sex on a womens mouth so hard that she throws up on your cock, when this has been done you now need to shuve it in her vagina, Yummy.

So last night Me and Sam were fucking your mom, and she threw up all over my cock, so what did I do?!? I pulled The Columbian Clam Chowder on her ass. Oh yeah night of my life, plus i hate niggers.

by KyleAndSam September 27, 2009

clam diggin casanova

a man that has to always eat-pussy in order to have sex.
This man is a real Casanova (romantic type) but will not be able to have sex unless he orally stimulates the female.

James is the sweetest guy, but unfortunately he's a clam diggin casanova

by Black Panther415 August 17, 2008

bearded clam roast

when a multitude of women get together.(the all women equalivent of a sausage fest.)

All the girls got together at Ashley's and had a bearded clam roast.

by trogdor lanelin February 26, 2007