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Swamp Donkey

(noun) insult; description of nasty; an ass (donkey) that's like a swamp (smoldering, humid, and sweaty).
I can't believe he fell for HER! She's a swamp donkey! Yek Shrek Shit the bed Fred!
by Killynit23 April 19, 2022
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Swamp Donkey

A person who spends a lot of their time near or in a swamp/dump. Tends to make poor decisions and fuck off quite a bit, while making others believe they are doing a good job. Won’t hesitate to slam any chick at anytime. Low morals with low aptitude, but may sometimes surprise you with their ability to be friendly and cordial. Another name for swamp donkey could be “swamp donk”, “dump donkey” or “Aaron”.
Man, Aaron sure is a fucking swamp donk.

Quit acting like a swamp donkey and get some shit done.
by Seldomlyresponsible May 11, 2020
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Swamp Donkey

A Canadian term used to describe a Moose in the wild.
Guy: what’s with all this traffic?
Other guy: it’s probably all these American tourists trying to get a picture of a swamp donkey off the side of the road.
Guy: fuck this
by Walkerjet April 11, 2020
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looyisana swamp stomp

A sex act; You and your partner are completely nude, with the exclusion of army boots. You head on down to the untamed Looyisana Bayoo, And perform a three-way with a 12 foot gator.
John Doe: Annie wanted a little more excitement with sex, so I Looyisana Swamp Stomped her!
by Here_Comes_The_King March 10, 2014
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Swamp thang

When a person gets in the bottom of the portajohn and the other sits on top as if to go number 2 and receives a hand job from below
She just gave me a swamp thang in the hot ass porter shitter, go in and get yours...
by thuggin2platinum August 13, 2018
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Samoan Swamp Fire

When a 6’7 samoan girl is pegging you for at least 10 hours and then when she pulls out, a a combination full of shit and blood comes pouring out of your ass.
Landon: Yeah bro, this humongous whale of a bitch gave me a samoan swamp fire!
by landon haas May 21, 2024
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Swamp Donkey

When a man and woman are having sex and she gives him the special, he flips her over and sticks his special covered penis into her vagina.
I tried to give my girlfriend a swamp donkey but she didn’t really want it.
by Dick Peterman June 4, 2018
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