para suicide  

When someone who is paralyzed tries to kill themself.

You know Linda in a wheelchair commited para suicide last night,she cut her wrist.

para suicide by Jaime Morris October 18, 2008

Mutual Suicide Watch 

an up and coming metal band from Mchenry/island lake illinois, i highly suggest that u check them out

MAN: "No Man's Land is one of the best songs by Mutual Suicide Watch"

GUY: "Chyeah!!"

Mutual Suicide Watch by TheCockOfJesus August 17, 2009

corporate suicide

When you give your workplace belongings away because you know you are about to leave your job or intentionally get fired.

after giving rachel my electric stapler she asked if i had another job and was about to commit corporate suicide.

corporate suicide by lpetti3000 August 27, 2008

Pseudo suicide 

Jumping off a one foot cliff to win a bet and not have to pretend you're not crying any more.

Come down off that 1 foot ledge dude, it's a beautiful day out, you can commit pseudo suicide tomorrow.

Pseudo suicide by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

A Suicide Mission

Go to any convenience store and fill your cup with all flavors of soda from the fountain. Skipping the diet versions of course.

Also Suicide Sundae... Any toppings you have on hand on top of whatever ice cream in your freezer! Any type of fresh, frozen or canned fruit, chocolate, nuts, jellies, syrups (caramel, strawberry, maple, maple flavored, butter) and candies you desire to try even cough drops!

Or Rainbow Suicide - A little bit of all flavors of fruity frozen drinks in your cup... Can be done on a snow cone!

Wanna go on a suicide mission with me? No I do not, you know its illegal to kill people, dude calm down, we are just going to go get soda from Quiktrip, you better be telling the truth!

A Suicide Mission by Reallybadgenius November 18, 2022

Cause of Suicide 

Middle school and especially PARCC testing which you take in middle school is the leading cause of suicide in anyone of any age. People prefer hell to middle school and rightfully so. If you are going into 6th grade, just die, its easier. Not really, but kind of.

Why did he have to commit suicide?
He was in middle school.
And
# Cause of Suicide

Cause of Suicide by AC from Northern May 1, 2019

hung like a nine foot suicide 

Any guy that's got at least nine or ten inches.

"So, like, I was fooling around with Ryan last night, and....oh my god, he is hung like a nine foot suicide."

hung like a nine foot suicide by huckabees August 20, 2008