pootmaster

a word for a guy who gets a lot of girls and has sex with them.

see also poot

nick: did u get them girls

sam: yeah son

nick:your a true pootmaster

by G.I kern April 27, 2011

pootwat

A female that wipes from back to front, spreading the funk, so to speak.

You just know Rebecca Black is a pootwat.

by your mom got it June 20, 2011

Pootonkon

A fake strawberry drink that you tell your not-so-smart friends to go pick up for a party or a gathering.

Brett this party would be complete with some Pootonkon, Go pick up some!

by Mar_ June 29, 2011

Pooter Tooter

The female fart that, while sitting, begins at the poop shoot and travels along the yellow brick road in bubble-like form to the front butt and makes the perpetrator go "weew" as the bubble squeaks out with a clap.

Girl: Hey Sam...guess what I just did

Boy: Hey Beth I hope its not a pooter tooter ...cause thatd be gross.

Girl: Yeah...that is it.

by The beaver leaver November 13, 2011

pooter wooter

a very brief poot.
a short fart

kid: *ffft*
mom: honey, did you just pooter wooter?
kid: sorry, mom *blush*
mom: youre excused... *waves hand in front of nose*

by bcritters August 4, 2011

pooty tag

A form of tattoo placed on one's ass

Pull down your pants and show me that new tattoo . Wow that is one nice pooty tag!!

by dee62 August 7, 2011

pootent

something that stinks like shit

that turd was ruthlessly pootent i could smell taste it in my mouth

by 2tong October 10, 2011