Bland noodles

Sandritas favorite food

Sandrita: I don't want bland noodles for dinner

Ryan: Yea ya do!

by bojzzle July 8, 2010

spooge noodle

when you bust a massive nut on a girls face running from the top of her forehead, over the nose, and across the lips, as if you flung a spaghetti noodle at her from across the room . may also lie diagonal across the whole of the face .

guy: wow girl i just emptied my balls on your face .

Girl: (wiping face) yeah you really flung that spooge noodle.

by riddler256 August 6, 2011

Non-noob

A mlg person. This person is not a noob and is in fact the complete opposite. They are absolutely awesome at everything.

That guy Jerell is such a non-noob.

by The one and only Olivia December 16, 2015

albanian noodle

When you cum in a girls nose and throw them down stairs

"hey babe wanna do the albanian noodle tonight?"

by rape=good_health_care November 15, 2017

Thick Noodle

An asian person who is thick

Person1:that asian girl is thick asf!
Person2:ya, she's a thick noodle

by LasianMac May 20, 2018

kamikaze noob

This term is used commonly in crypto trading. It described a newbie trader that goes all in into risky coins (that are usual scams) like TRX. Also doesn't do any research & doesn't care what he is buying, until he receives -80% slap on his investment.

Example 1:

A: My friend went all in into TRX. He doesn't know it's a scam.
B: He is such a kamikaze noob, he is going to get rekt so hard.

Example 2:

A: Suppoman pumps his coins so hard.
B: Well yeah, he has many kamikaze noobs under his belt.

by kobilica March 7, 2018

Sweater Noodles

The string used to cinch the hood of a hoodie.

Brah. Stop chewing on your sweater noodles.

by teachonmars January 21, 2019