Potato math 

Something that is both entirely pointless and unnecessarily complicated.

Guy 1 “it would take 12 banks of 240000 potatoes wired in series to start a car”

Guy 2 “quit doing potato math and get to work”

Potato math by Prince Korr March 15, 2023

national skip math day 

on february 9th, we all skip math. horray

did you hear? it’s national skip math day! yay!

national skip math day by muffingiraffe14 February 8, 2021

Science and Math Academy 

A high school 4 year stem program guaranteed to produce pain, stress, and includes evil teachers. Located on the top floor. Also known as the SMA.

I'm in the Science and Math Academy!
The Science and Math Academy teachers are so mean.

Science and Math Academy by Chickenwingooo December 20, 2021

jama3et el physics w math HL 

A group of misery-driven, caffeine-fueled, despondent individuals, who think highly of themselves and think everyone else is a caveman, and an unintellectual being who doesn't understand the world as it is. They think this way, as an escape mechanism from the miserable reality that they put themselves in.

You can see he's clearly suffering, he's from jama3et el physics w math HL.

jama3et el physics w math HL by gregory for president January 18, 2023

national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day 

Yep January 13 is national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day

Hey why did you kiss me?
Well don't you know? It's January 13 and you sit left to me in math and history

Oh ok cool, I love national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day

national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day by anonymous January 12, 2023

The Geography of Math 

When the mathematical proficiency or quantitative literacy of a country is linked to the location where its math curriculum was formulated—for example, both developed and developing countries that have adopted the Singapore math curriculum, or adapted part of it, have generally performed better than those that are reluctant to take the risks.

Just as the color of the cat doesn’t matter as long as it catches the mouse, so the geography of math shouldn’t be a big concern for parents and politicians if the local or foreign math curriculum could produce a quantitatively literate or numerate citizentry.

The Geography of Math by MathPlus April 29, 2021

Quick math 

A sarcastic remark to an obvious statement, usually associated with mathematical applications.

Brandon: We have seven people in our group.

Cody: Oh yes, Brandon with the quick math.

Quick math by aballinwhitey December 22, 2010