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hobart lane

Hobart lane is in Amherst, Massachusetts typically reserved for those who lead a lifestyle of savagery. Inhabited by the alpha males of UMass, this location breeds winners. Young men fight to earn their stripes on Hobart in hope to one day call it their home. This is a place where freshman girls flock to, get chewed up and spit out, and swear to never come back. Until the next banger.

Men of Hobart know the idea of value. They don't care how good the last party was, only about the next one. It doesn't matter that you stuffed 1 pig last night, it's all about how many of them you've slaughtered.

Back in the prime of "zoomass", Hobart Lane was the house of legends. Known for throwing the Hobart Hoedown, these men were the cream of the crop.As the years went by, the tyranny of the Amherst PD began to wear down the reputation of umass, while raining on the students parade. Hobart lane has consistently been the model of rebellion, and now is house to only a few young, proud men. These tenants welcome the challenge of maintaining the party school reputation, while basking in the glory of the last remaining pieces of what was zoomass. These gentlemen fight to maintain the legacy and integrity of the Minutemen, where the self proclaimed "fraternities" cannot.

Whether it be by means of kegs and eggs, day drinks, or 80s parties in tribute to the original godfathers of Hobart, these men of Hobart are the last of the breed that has always, and will always, represent the real UMass.
Girl 1: I woke up at Hobart again this morning
Girl 2: Which bed this time? Chris or Ben?
Girl 1: DJ :(. I'm never going back to Hobart lane

Boy 1: Did you see that fight last night on Hobart? That was crazy
Boy 2: Yeah, the Hobart boys fucked those kids up
Boy 1: Savages man
by PigFarmer January 15, 2014
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Land Mine

A skinny, ugly chick. Pulls rank over a Grenade, but this Monet is nothing to write home about.

Derived from The Jersey Shore Season 2
"...Ronnie is obliterated and hooking up with a Land Mine..." - The Situation
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Land Whale

A person who is obese and has a big enough overhang to shelter a moose.
Wow see that fat kid over there... he is a land whale.
by Offrey J May 27, 2006
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Land Down Under

Australia. Appropriate nickname because of its location (below Asia) and the extreme differences between Australia and other continents/countries.

Animals: Koalas, Kangaroos, Echidnas, Platypi (Platypusses?), and Tasmanian Devils are creatures that only inhabit Australia in the wild.

Seasons: Australian summer is most other countries' winter, and vice versa.

Land: Mostly desert and open plains. Probably contains the highest percent of desert of any continent (Antarctica is tundra, not desert).

This would also be a good nickname for Antarctica, which is literally under every continent.
I'm not sure if the Land Down Under has any urban slang, unless you consider "Blimey!" and "mate" to be UrbanSpeak.
by Rodney Basil May 19, 2004
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langed

When a sports better is on the same wager as Brandon Lang.
Billy: I was on Clemson -3 in the Orange Bowl but they ended up losing by 40! What the fuck happened?

John: Simple, you got Langed!
by pleasedontfirelang January 7, 2012
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DJ Lance

Only the most awesome black guy ever, DJ Lance is one of the main characters of the TV show Yo Gabba Gabba. He is the god of awesome, and he has the hat to prove it.
by rockk March 11, 2009
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lane

a sweet caring shy boy who is quite attractive. he's shy and is very polite. he plays football basketball baseball and runs track. if you have a crush talk to him cause he might not talk to you first he has mesmerizing brown eyes and will have you freeze up when you talk to him. if you know a lane you are dearly blessed
by Hannah's April 15, 2015
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